February 2012
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I wanna be Ariel! (all I need is this dress. and a... →
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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HMmmmmm...
If I take 2 Hydroxycut Max pills before I eat my bag of Cadbury Mini eggs….do you think the two will kinda cancel each other out??
Feb 16th
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Feb 9th
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PIZZA ROLLS.
‘nuff said.
Feb 8th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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The Ernest Cline bio on his website. Oh my god. So funny. He needs to write more books NOW. Maybe I’ll hold him hostage “Misery” style until he does.
Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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December 2011
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
I bought a pair of new jeans this weekend. They’re a SIZE TWO CURVY. My body itself is an oxymoron.
Dec 13th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
Taking a break from Facebook is awesome. Just go deactivate that shit, and let peace settle throughout your body. :)
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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Nov 27th
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WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WORK DAY AWESOME
—- Wear your Transformers t-shirt under your ugly lab coat/smock, which you will leave unbuttoned so everyone can see how much you hate the Decepticons. —- Listen to Styx at top volume on the way to work. Then, while at work, sing Styx songs to your boss and co-workers. When they suggest listening to the radio (to make you shut up), sing Styx over the radio. Nobody likes Bob Dylan...
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