February 2012
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I wanna be Ariel! (all I need is this dress. and a... →
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HMmmmmm...
If I take 2 Hydroxycut Max pills before I eat my bag of Cadbury Mini eggs….do you think the two will kinda cancel each other out??
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PIZZA ROLLS.
‘nuff said.
January 2012
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The Ernest Cline bio on his website. Oh my god. So funny. He needs to write more books NOW. Maybe I’ll hold him hostage “Misery” style until he does.
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December 2011
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I bought a pair of new jeans this weekend. They’re a SIZE TWO CURVY.
My body itself is an oxymoron.
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Taking a break from Facebook is awesome. Just go deactivate that shit, and let peace settle throughout your body. :)
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November 2011
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WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WORK DAY AWESOME
—- Wear your Transformers t-shirt under your ugly lab coat/smock, which you will leave unbuttoned so everyone can see how much you hate the Decepticons.
—- Listen to Styx at top volume on the way to work. Then, while at work, sing Styx songs to your boss and co-workers. When they suggest listening to the radio (to make you shut up), sing Styx over the radio. Nobody likes Bob Dylan...